About Me
There once was a girl from Kansas. Who graduated top of her classes. She married and birthed. Never shedded her girth. Now she's shocked at how flabby her ass is.Recent Entries
And then there were four............
Welcome, sweet Annie. I love you more than words can say............ Annabel Elise May 12, 2008 8 lbs, 5 oz. 22 inches ... read more
Seven Down.........
Seven to go. One week from today I will finally meet the small wonder that has been occupying my abdominal space these past many months....prime real ... read more
The Final Countdown: 14 Days
Come hell or high water, I will have a baby 2 weeks from this very day. If I don't go into labor by May 12, they are going in after it. Hallelujah an... read more
A crack by any other name...
Last night Liam was explaining to me that the t-shirt I was wearing was not actually a shirt but my pj's because "mommy your clothes are your shirt an... read more
Oh, the indignity!
The groomer that routinely works on Levi seems to be under the mistaken assumption that he (Levi) is a she. Or that he is a he, but has a latent desi... read more
My ears, MY EARS!!!!!
If I have to hear Liam whine another second I think my ears are going to melt right off my head. He is sick. And he is driving me bat shit crazy. I ge... read more
10 Wild and Wonderful Years Ago
February 13, 1998. Friday the 13th, no less. I was up late baking heart shaped peanut butter cookies and boxing up supplies and hunting for the spare... read more
Three
Well, big boy, in less than an hour, you will officially turn three. THREE!! This morning you woke up at 5:30 (!) calling “Mommy it... read more
Playing Catch Up
Wow, Internet. It has been awhile, yes? I wish I could say that I have been meaning to write, but honestly, I have been sorely lacking in material.... read more
Here Kitty Kitty
My big beautiful pain in the ass cat, Simon, is missing. He went to make his rounds among the lady cats in the neighborhood on Friday evening an... read more
